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Death to Poetry
My writing journal
Created on 2006-12-13 13:02:20 (#11817285), last updated 2008-11-19
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Basic Info| Name: | deathtopoetry |
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| Location: | Keller, Texas, United States |
BioI wrote this because I had to fill out a profile with OK Cupid to do their memes. I went a bit creatively over board...
Congratulations for choosing Name Brand Ryan! Ryan has been helping lonely people achieve contentment since 1970 and continues to be the brand of choice for many market goers today! This exciting product offers unlimited potential for relationship growth and development for years to come. Be sure to get your Ryan today!
Ingredients: Carbon, Dihydrogen monoxide, Traces of various other minerals, Humor, Passion, Creativity, Compassion, Mirth, Irreverence, Sarcasm, Personality, Potential, Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, Charisma, Monosodium Glutamate (A preservative… What doesn’t have this these days?)
Uses: For temporary or permanent relief of loneliness and boredom. Effect varies upon application.
Warnings: Study contents carefully before use. Contents may cause happiness, joy and giddiness. Obsession has been known to occur in rare cases. If you have a history of obsession, please avoid use.
Directions: Females, ages 29 to 40 please contact immediately for proper use instructions.
Yep... That pretty much sums me up!
Congratulations for choosing Name Brand Ryan! Ryan has been helping lonely people achieve contentment since 1970 and continues to be the brand of choice for many market goers today! This exciting product offers unlimited potential for relationship growth and development for years to come. Be sure to get your Ryan today!
Ingredients: Carbon, Dihydrogen monoxide, Traces of various other minerals, Humor, Passion, Creativity, Compassion, Mirth, Irreverence, Sarcasm, Personality, Potential, Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, Charisma, Monosodium Glutamate (A preservative… What doesn’t have this these days?)
Uses: For temporary or permanent relief of loneliness and boredom. Effect varies upon application.
Warnings: Study contents carefully before use. Contents may cause happiness, joy and giddiness. Obsession has been known to occur in rare cases. If you have a history of obsession, please avoid use.
Directions: Females, ages 29 to 40 please contact immediately for proper use instructions.
Yep... That pretty much sums me up!
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